are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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