You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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