DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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