can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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