omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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