you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Randomize
