it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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