it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You ruined the universe
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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