Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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