normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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