I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
