I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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