Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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