I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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