ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she smelled like a LAN party
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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