i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
