it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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