U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
that's an acceptable place to lick
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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