I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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