3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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