i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?