I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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