yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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