i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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