Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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