Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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