too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
