my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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