Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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