The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
