VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
only if we run a train.
done.
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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