Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I just found puke in my bra..
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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