wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I think my moral compass just broke
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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