he thought i was a dude.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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