so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Let's get the cat blown out
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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