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I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.

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(651): I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again. http://tfl.nu/g370

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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.

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(218): I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care. http://tfl.nu/yew2

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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen

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(732): I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen http://tfl.nu/5vux

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(804): View more from Virginia

I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.

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(804): I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success. http://tfl.nu/kq4s

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(732): View more from New Jersey

test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE

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(732): test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE http://tfl.nu/cfpm

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(302): View more from Delaware

She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"

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(302): She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!" http://tfl.nu/kmdw

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.

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Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?

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No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.

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(304): I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us. (1-304): Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat? (304): No there was a goat. I gave it a donut. http://tfl.nu/bds8

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(916): View more from California

I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.

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(916): I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745. http://tfl.nu/vvre

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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters

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(708): They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters http://tfl.nu/nwd9

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(641): View more from Iowa

Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone

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(641): Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone http://tfl.nu/y7a4

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(231): View more from Michigan

I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1

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(231): I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1 http://tfl.nu/tow3

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(613): View more from Ontario

Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night

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(613): Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night http://tfl.nu/lkdl

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(319): View more from Iowa

"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.

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(319): "Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits. http://tfl.nu/zmtn

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(337): View more from Louisiana

You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.

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(337): You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness. http://tfl.nu/kvta

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(207): View more from Maine

Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went

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(207): Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went http://tfl.nu/zl9j

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