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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"

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  I have so much to learn from you, wise slut

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  ...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity

  (1-203): View more from Connecticut

  You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Waffles and pussy, what else is there?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I think I gave a random lady a dildo

  (587): View more from Alberta

  Again?!

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• (585): View more from New York

  Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'

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