How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
im drinking this country out of the recession.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.