its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
my liver is dry heaving
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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