Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Randomize