Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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