I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
