so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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