Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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