I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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