when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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