i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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