The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It's never too late to be topless.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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