What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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