I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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