I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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