what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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