You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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