I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
