when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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