fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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