i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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