i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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